gosh sorry blogging alot tonight, not feeling the greatest…anyways
Why are there so many self help quizzes on the Internet? They’re pointless because what people fail to see is that they are creating the results they want. People only hear what they want to hear. Therefore why create quizzes that only agree with the mindset of the one getting quizzed?
People diss blogs such as this one. They say, "Why do people these days waste there time on online blogs and websites? Why would the world want to know about ur life?" Truth be told, I don’t care whether other people give a damn about my life. Sometimes its just nice to tell someone or no one at all, the thoughts that are almost impossible to explain and relay to others. It’s like my home when i’m away from home. So i go forth, speaking my mind, thoughts and opinions to the world and sometimes no one at all…
The Fear You Won’t Fall
Digging a hole and the walls are caving in
Behind me air’s getting thin but I’m trying
I’m breathing in
Come find me
It hasn’t felt like this before
It hasn’t felt like home before you
And I know it’s easy to say but it’s harder to feel
This way
And I miss you more than I should
Than I thought I could
Can’t get my mind off of you
I know you’re scared that I’ll soon be over it
That’s part of it all
Part of the beauty of falling in love with you is the fear you won’t fall
It hasn’t felt like this before
Joshua Radin
I think i hate weddings. I hate heels. I hate make up. I hate the people. I think i just plain hate weddings. After some self discovery this weekend Ihave learned that my reasons for stating "i’ll never get married," I think its because i doubt i will ever have that luck. so why hope for it if one shall never receive it?
like a nomad I travel from one place to another. I am currently in Calgary, searching for the meaning life (while of course dutifully attending a family wedding). I’m searching for a purpose and I probably always will. The question is always chasing after it’s answer. I was shown the answer as a child and yet one always wants to find it themselves. So I search, like a nomad in a foreign world…
He got in. She doesn’t know how nor does she want to know either. With those evil eyes and black deathly looking body he watches her. She doesn’t move. She doesn’t breath. Not knowing what to say or do, she runs screaming for courage as well as for help from above. He doesn’t chase her, but she is always aware of his presence. He is in the kitchen…waiting. Waiting for her to come back. She edges near. With a will to murder the thing before he touches her, she grabs the broom. Ready to strike. To her surprise the cat shows up and she cries out to the cat, "Kill it please. Eat it Smudge, eat it!" Smudge, the cat, looks at the terrified, pitiful women and then back at the pathetic looking spider in the kitchen sink. The cat paws at it and learns he has found a new toy…
We send our whole lives waiting for life to happen "when i get that car…or that job…that person…that house…" The list goes on. I’ve decided to live life now. I can wait my whole life for this and that. Sometimes such things never come. I have embarked on a journey that is not dictated by someone or something. I am the driver and only I decide where to go. I won’t look back. The possibilities are endless. I say this with the my most optimistic and cheery face, yet my heart is heavy and I look back.
"But Lot’s wife looked back, & she became a pillar of salt"
Genesis 19:26
I look back…wondering should I have waited?…
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
The Unfortunate Ramblings of a Teenage Mind
As I sit typing, I await for some profound thought that will never appear until the wee hours of the night, when i’m tucked tightly into bed. I live in a world of possibilities, where everday is a new day, a new opportunity. Sadly with so many opportunities, i am at the same place of a man with none. I sit here, starring at a deadening blog. I have the opportunity to share my perspective, and my thoughts…yet i have to say this opportunity is now passing and I am saddened that 5 minutes of your day has been wasted reading this odd, disordered rambling.
